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I have an evil sense of humor. This should be readily apparent from the sorts of humor I find appealing.

Letter from the Smithsonian Institute (not true, but funny).

If I were an Evil Overlord.

50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class.

148 Things (not) to Do or Say at or for Your Thesis Defense

College Application Essay.

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McDonald Douglas Fighter Plane Warranty Registration Card

Do you like monkeys? I Like Monkeys.

Solution for a bad day.